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Troll needed to troll eastern euro gumtree scammers.
Tried selling my 2010 rmz 450 and these bastards nearly had me right up until the paypal transaction and asked for £100 shipping fee.
Then I googled the email address and it's a scam.

So,here they are.. Phone Post 3.0

How did you even fit on that? Phone Post 3.0

Haha just pretend like you wanna buy something? Phone Post 3.0

What are they selling Phone Post 3.0

Hit them with..

" Okay, so I messaged you to ask you to chill, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you chill with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. what do you think?" Phone Post 3.0