lol at my goofy neighbor! First, I have him convinced that I am a German, and now I have him all self conscious that his dog is ugly - when the reality is that he is the ugly one!
LOL....look how ugly his dog is!!!
LOL YOU ONION WET DOG SMELLING BASTID!@
haha and his dog smells like a haole!
they say dog's look like there owners and that is an fugly buggah!
LOL
Whats that Aardvark doing on the beach?
OH SHNAP!! 
That dog walks you that's the truth
LOL! she actually does grab the leash and pull you.