Last night while I was @ Keeamoku Walmart, a micornisian family
was being escourted out by undercover floorwalkers & security w/ cpos
waiting.
The micros tried to switch out their piss stained stroller w/ a
floor
display model. Any one whos been 2 Wallmart enough knows that that
floormodel sh!t is strapped down. Micros tried 2 break those thick
plastic
straps that hold it down. One of 'em tried use a pliers from the
hardware
section.
U can imagine the rest, they were acting like they didnt
understand
english! But guess what, the security spoke whatever they speak, all of
a
sudden they spoke english.....this shouldnt surprise any of
you.....another
day in paradise.
Mayhem...damn, you read my joke!!! Thanks, makes me feel that all is worthwhile.
These Micros are beginning to use their heads a little more. If this happened a couple of months ago, they would just keep showing up to the Walmart to put their kid in the new stroller so that they can say that their kid has a new stroller. At the end of the day, they'd pack up and go home and then return the next day for that "new stroller smell".
At my old condo building, there was about 4-5 micros (guys) sharing a 2 bedroom apartment. They did'nt have furniture and their TV was a 13 inch w/ an antenna or something, because the reception was terrible. They would always be home during the day drinking and smoking. They would hibachi inside the front door. I saw that one night they never paid the electric and they had an extension cord running about 200 feet to another unit using their power (another story in itself).
They eventually got kicked out.