Typed 'wrestling' into craigslist search

just to see...of the 4 results, only one said 'free pie.'


Free Pie


Biggest party of your life time. At a mansion. Three pools. Kegs in every room. Bridget the midget the sexiest midget in ct will be in attendace. Mud wrestling. Petting zoo. Five boincy houses. Poker tournement. Free food. Blood and crip reunion party. Bono and U2 will be preforming along with dj pairs hilton. Kimyae and northwest will be making a guest apperance. Bring whoever. Lawnmower races all night in 60 acre field. Toga party. Play against Lebron and KD in slam dunk contest winner gets $20, 000. Bail has been posted for Aaron Hernadez to attend. No mexicans except Pancho Villa allowed. Monster truck stunt show featuring the one and only Gravedigger. Trained Orangataung butlers. Haunted corn maze in the back yard. Models wearing nothing but peanut butter. Orgy room and cuddle puddle. Lots of butt chugging. There is also pie. Donkey show. You can pee on the floor if that's what your into. Lord of the rings marathon on a drive in theater. Balloons. Chips and dip. ABSOLUTELY NO CELERY. Farm Party. Private masturbation room. Free tall Ts and fitted hats. My cats and dogs jut both had litters so puppies and kittins are up for the taking. First come first serve. Trades welcome bring an item and pick anything out of my house. Cellar dungeon for kids to sleep over. Dance off vs Usher. Naked yoga. Strippers galore. Brazilian girls with no ass whatsoever. Big gay Al will host gay boat ride on my private lake. @brother_shaman (instagram) will be preformong rituals for you untidysouls. Super soakers filled with hot sauce. Ostrich egg toss. Zack Effron riciting evey word from high school musical. Rainforest animals of all sort. Human bowling. Midget tossing. Hope you attend.

If the OG were a party that's pretty much exactly what it would be like. Phone Post 3.0

lol seemed appropriate

My kinda party!

I thought this was just a joke/troll until I read "midget tossing"

Ain't no fucking body joke about midget tossing. I'm grabbing my toga and heading straight to that private masturbation room! See you fellas there.

Lastley - 


I thought this was just a joke/troll until I read "midget tossing"



Ain't no fucking body joke about midget tossing. I'm grabbing my toga and heading straight to that private masturbation room! See you fellas there.


See you there! I'll be the guy with a smile that's just a little too happy

You had me at cuddle puddle. Phone Post 3.0

clattymine - If the OG were a party that's pretty much exactly what it would be like. Phone Post 3.0

no trannys

Tell Aaron Hernandez I said hi! Phone Post 3.0

Mushroom Slap - 
clattymine - If the OG were a party that's pretty much exactly what it would be like. Phone Post 3.0

no trannys


It says "bring whoever". So you can bring your boyfriend...er....girlfriend....um trannyfriend? I don't know all the terms, but bring them bitches!

this is a typical party for Bill Murray

They didn't mention clowns. fuck this party.

I noticed this one while looking for a place to rent...

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Seeking roommate in NW. Room is furnished in 2 bed, 2 bath apartment with w/d in unit. Rent is half of $1090 + half of utilities (about half of $300-$400). Unit is KINK and 420. Dog friendly if over 2 years old and well trained. Couples welcome (in which case rent is split into thirds). Only a block from blue line park and ride.

I'm a porn and fetish model among other things and work from home regularly. PROBABLY NOT KID APPROPRIATE. You must have a stable income and apply with complex. Must keep positive energy, be clean, calm, and fun home environment.

Room available December 1st. Can be a little flexible. Hablo EspaƱol.
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