UFC Chris Daukus to Dwayne “the cock” Johnson : Your shoes fucking suck brah”

Translation:
“I’m ok with not having sex with women”

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Yep GIF by The Pozek Group

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Veggie not a bad looking dude…he could definitely get laid if he wanted to…hes just pickier than most of these OGers that throw they shit into cousin it looking bitches

Full homo

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ZOTY is correct ^^^

VB isn’t tagging any 8,9,or 10’s for free.

6 & 7’s if they are horny.

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Jesus fucking Christ :joy::joy::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

Asics are the best running shoe.

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I exclusively wear black socks with sneakers. How old are you?

ASICS or death to yer mothers

right, just burn your fucking crocs immediately. set them on fire. don’t think about what you’re doing or delay the process for any reason. take minimal fire safety precautions if that helps to get the job done. it doesnt matter if other stuff goes up, just make sure there’s enough flame to fucking engulf those things and they burn until nothing remains. once they are reduced to dust, put that dust in a box, mix it with vinegar and bury it somewhere you never plan to return.

Those are what I use to wear. Fucked up my feet lol

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i tried adidas once, they looked good but damn it felt like


compared to asics, and never worn them again

I dont really care man; i was taking a shot a VB because i have to offset any time i agree with him. Wear your homeless black socks with any type of footwear that makes you happy. Who am i to judge your black toe jam dreams?

I’m old enough to remember life without cellphones or the internet but not so old that a doctor has ever stuck his, her, or zer finger up my ass.

…and the most unhealthy, howany yrs did it take you to build them thar cankles Veg. Damn you had your heart checked recently, do you exercise regularly and eat pretty lean? I’m a lil worried bout you my friend…

I haven’t seen a doctor since I was a senior in high school. Which was 2012

After I turned 18 my mom stopped scheduling my appointments sadly so I just haven’t been there in a decade now lol

Dude get your ass to a doc. All problems with h your health most all start with h something small n simple that if you catch early they can usually fix/stop it…it’s us being dumb men and ignoring it that gets us. Dude I’m the same and am putting off some shit now that could end up bad for me, so listen to me don’t keep putting it off my man. You might not wake up one morning

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^solid, if not annoying, advice

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I beg your pardon?

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NB used to be THE go-to running shoe but this hasn’t really been true for almost 20 years. Today, the market is insanely competitive with so many brands you often won’t even see NB mentioned in reviews.

Still a great shoe, but their brand image has become synonymous with old man shoes.

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