"UFC" FIGHTER BUSTED

FRAT WARNING!!!!

OK, we've all busted people on their claims of being a cage fighter, ultimate fighter, UFC fighter etc...but I even chuckled at this one myself yesterday.

I'm talking to this girl that I work with and she is telling me that she just started dating this guy that is an ultimate fighter and has fought for the UFC etc... and she was bragging on him about it. I'm sitting here thinking, you know, there are two guys in Kansas City that have fought in the UFC and those are Fred Ettish and Curtis Stout and I know them both.

Well she says he's picking her up for lunch and she'll bring him by my office (Neurology Dept) to meet me as she feels we would have a lot in common. I'm like yeah that's fine. So they drop by and she introduces us and for the love of God I can't remember this guy's name, I'll have to ask her again. Anyway he comes in, is bragging about how he's fought for the UFC and all over the country, is undefeated and has title shots lined up for a couple of promotions.

Now, I'm sitting at my desk, with a computer RIGHT THERE. So as he's yapping I am running him on the sherdog and fcfighter databases. He's had 2 amateur fights, isn't from this area which is why the name didn't ring a bell to me and probably why I can't remember it. I ask him about his fight against so and so, he looks at me like huh? I ask him about fight against this other guy, he's looking at me like...uh. uh uh.

Turns out the guy has 2 amateur fights and hasn't won either of them but has lost both of them within the first 30 seconds via KO/TKO.

Now we all love busting these guys but I take things a bit more serious than that, guys like this are disgracing a sport that so many of us have spent years in competing, teaching, promoting etc...

Well he's gotten very quiet and jittery. She's like..what's up? I said, well it appears your boyfriend just got busted making claims that I can disprove and just did. She wanted to know what I was talking about, he tells her he'll wait in the car for her, he doesn't need to listen to this shit. So he leaves. I then tell her, her boyfriend is a tool, lost both of his AMATEUR fights and he's feeding her a line of shit. He's never been in the UFC, never travelled fighting etc...He's a tool.

I showed her the databases, she was pissed and said she was going to have a little talk with him about this. She text messages me last night to tell me she's single again and did I have any single friends that knew how to treat a woman. My wife and I had a good laugh while out at dinner over it last night. haha

Bustin tools, one tool at a time...

TTT

FRAT only because you did not provide pics of the chic!

sounds like you cocked blocked to me.

Classic!

Change your screen name offically to "the toolbuster". You deserve it.

Dude, chick isn't much to look at. She's average.

I may have cock blocked but...cock blocking wasn't the intention, putting a fake in his place was.

So you didn't fuck her?

LOL @ cock-blocking a cockless, lying tool!

fucking cock blocker

i once told a chick i carried a pool table up a flight of stairs by myself and the two guys that did it didnt say a word!

totally warranted cock blocking. fine work

OP is a cockblocker... Who cares what he says to impress people

ME? hell no man, I'm married and happily married. Now, if she was HOT, I would still be married but VERY HAPPILY married haha

Fucker deserved it. Stupidity, no other reason. I'm sitting at the computer looking this shit up as he's talking. WTF.

Shit I was waiting on the 300-0 in street fights comment...

it's not like he opened a school and charging an arm and a leg to train with a 'ufc' fighter. he's a schmuck trying to get laid.

Who cares why he's doing it. Point is he's talking this shit to someone that knows he's full of shit. Most of the time all of us would just nod our heads and smile, ask who he trained with, make him uncomfortable and leave it at that. Fuck, I'm not usually sitting at a computer with someone making claims in front of me. I couldn't pass that shit up.

Wow, I remember when I used to keep it a secret that I did Tae Kwon Do as a middle schooler. lol Now people are bragging about being cage fighters.

cock block

ttt for the name or link to his record...

Youre a dick.Was it really worth getting the chick to break up w/him just to prove your stupid "honorable" point?

You knew he was full of shit.if he wasnt causing any harm then wasnt that enough for you?