You are sitting in your seat ready for the 1st fight to start. You are there alone. You paid approx. $350 for the ticket and you aren't a wealthy person. Just before the fight starts, a big guy, 20-25 years old, approx. 6'0" and weighing 250 lbs. sits next to you. Your new neighbor has obviously lifted a lot of weights because he's a wide body and the seats in the arena are very close together. When he sits in the seat next to you, he spreads out his arms and they extend almost halfway into your seat. You are very uncomfortable with the space that he has given you. On the other side sits another big guy, so you are cramped and can hardly move. What do you do?
- Find another seat.
- Decide that MMA is too brutal of a sport and should be banned.
- Hold your ground, flex your shoulders and force your neighbor to stay on his own side.
- Accidentally spill a large beer over his head.
- Go get a security guard to talk to this guy.
- Beat the fool down.
Note: This is a true story, it happened to me a couple of years ago at a UFC at