Since the last one I put up was "too much work" (whatever that means) then I came up with a new one.
Make a Mock Dana White Interview!
The rules- There must be at least 20 questions that are related to UFC/MMA. The answers must be in the Dana White style (if you don't know what that means... you're an idiot read this- Dana war of words with Radio Host over Fedor)
All entries must be in by 7:00 pm, April 24th (one week from today) and at that time I will make a poll. I will give 4 days of voting and then on Tuesday, April 27th @ 7:00 pm, whoever has the most votes will get a free blue name.
Best of luck and thanks for playing.
I would also appreciate any one not playing to bump this thread for me occasionally so that both the day and night shifts can see it.
And obviously we want it to be funny.
I hope that was obvious.
ttt
to the tom
TTT
If no one puts any thing in, the Blue will automatically go to MM for being Most Marvelous.
lol
more like mildly malicious
lol it took me a solid 15 minutes to come up with Most Marvelous for some reason.
I was going to put Maniacally Medicinal
bump for tom
Tom's The Tits for doing this and Mountain Medic Might Meet My Marginally Malfunctional Meandering Monologue if he's not careful.
"too much work"
Yes, it was. That's why you got zero replies. Hopefully you will get at least one so u can give away a blue name.
TheMorg826 - "too much work"
Yes, it was. That's why you got zero replies. Hopefully you will get at least one so u can give away a blue name.
I am a hopeless romantic. I can't help it.
damn i like my odds of winning this
DW: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck (x20)
FIN
thank you, thank you
Except your reading comprehension skills kept you from seeing the part about having to ask 20 questions about UFC/MMA.
That sucks. Only 1 entry per person!
lol
TTT!
If I win does my name get bluer?
You'z gonna question my reading comprehension when i clearly (x20'd) that shit
damn i was going to write something until inf0's post
TTT
Dirk Thunder: And... welcome back. We've got a guest in the studio for your listening pleasure. A man who crawled his way up from the gutter with nothing more than a dream, some elbow grease, and a billionaire best friend -- Mister Dana White!
Dana White: Hi Dirk, good to be here. "Dirk Thunder," ha, sounds like a porn star's name. Watch out for Tito.
Dirk Thunder: Respectful as always, Mr. White. I'm Native American.
Dana White: Some of my best friends are Native American. I support Native American marriage.
Dirk Thunder: Now Dana, there's been a lot of Fedor Emelianenko scuttlebutt--
Dana White: Never heard of him. Sounds like a faggot.
Dirk Thunder: WAMMA champion?
Dana White: Oh, the crazy Russian. His handlers are crazy too. Crazy Russians. They wanted me build a stadium. A stadium in Russia.
Dirk Thunder: A sticking point, perhaps, but not "crazy"--
Dana White: Did I mention they wanted me to build it out of baby skulls?
Dirk Thunder: Tough negotiators, for sure. To be completely fair, Fedor's camp has claimed your contract was too restrictive. Mr. Emelianenko was to be disallowed from competing in Sambo-- Russia's national sport.
Dana White: I call it "faggot ball."
Dirk Thunder: There are no balls involved--
Dana White: Ha. Right.
Dirk Thunder: Other restrictions included... no speaking Russian--
Dana White: Not marketable.
Dirk Thunder: No "not having tattoos."
Dana White: Not marketable.
Dirk Thunder: No hugging his children?
Dana White: Risk of injury. Look, Dirk, this is a business.
Dirk Thunder: Wouldn't it be worth a little flexibility to have the pound for pound king in your promotion?
Dana White: Don't make me laugh, Dirk. Frito isn't even close to the pound for pound best.
Dirk Thunder: I'd suppose you'd say Anderson Silva is?
Dana White: Anderson Silva, Georges St. Pierre, BJ Penn, Brock Lesnar. Not to mention the new and improved Minotauro Nogueira. He's learned a shitload of new stuff since Frodo beat him.
Dirk Thunder: Where would you rank Fedor, then?
Dana White: Somewhere between Adryan and The Bouncer.
Dirk Thunder: So you don't even want him?
Dana White: If his crazy Russian owners drop their faggot ball and child hugging demands, we might find a spot for him on TUF.
Dirk Thunder: Don't you think he's a little out of TUF's league?
Dana White: Here's the thing, Dirk, nobody in America knows who Fido is. If I put him on Spike TV, he becomes a household name like Pete Spratt. Plus, it gives him a chance to adjust to the cage, break a few things, and eat another man's semen. This is how fighters are made.
Dirk Thunder: I think he would win the season quite easily.
Dana White: I don't think so, Dirk. We have a real tough kid from Britain who's seen all six Rocky Movies. We also found another Browning. He's Junie's brother--AND his dad. That's like two fighters in one.
Dirk Thunder: I don't see the TUF scenario as likely, so fans may as well give up on the notion of Fedor in the UFC.
Dana White: The dude's fat anyway. Have you ever seen a fat action figure? They'd have to stick Fedor's head on an old "Rancor Keeper" Star Wars toy, Am I right? Did you know I can bench-press 500 lbs and used to be a BOXER... ciser.
Dirk Thunder: That will be all from Dana White, folks.
Dana White: Do YOU want to be a fighter?
Dirk Thunder: With you as a boss? No.
Dana White: Faggot.
Dirk Thunder: Any parting words, Mr. White?
Dana White: Fuck.