Uganda is now 12 trillion dollars richer after discovering a massive gold mine. Expect NATO liberation soon.
RIP
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I can’t wait to see the chains and rims up in there! In other news, Jews to become 12 Trillion richer in the very near future.
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Did you say Uganda has weapons of mass destruction?
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Shame about the upcoming Civil War. Fortunately, the West will be backing the “good guys”, so there won’t be anything to worry about.
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Waiting to find out who gets the contract so I can invest
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and now they know and will swoop in like vultures
Lets keep this thread active so we can get the information.
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Theyre gonna make 300 trillion gold chains, get behind on their bills and pawn the whole lot off for a quick 200 thousand dollars
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This had me literally laughing out loud at work. Excellent work.
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Sounds like a job for Stanley Fischer!
They will no longer eat the poo poo!
Cool. I’ll believe it when I see it.
These types of announcements are primarily to seek investment.
With fuel prices as high as they are right now, I wouldn’t count on much production for a while.
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31 MILLION TONS?
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You mean China is 12t richer since they are buying up Africa!
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Yes Kamala the Giant!
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Uganda be kidding me.
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Someone is 12T richer but it damn for sure isn’t anyone in Uganda.
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