Ugliest celebrity that you'd be willing to fook

She's not only ugly on the outside, she's a heinous beast on the inside. But I've always, oddly been keen on fucking Nancy Grace. It would be a quick and brutal sex, ending with me beating off all over her face while she curses and berates me. Then I leave.

Oprah

Milford Cubicle - 


Oprah


You can call me Stedman.

Wilford Brimley.

FlyinHawaiian - Wilford Brimley.

I forgot about him and Don Rickels

Steve Buscemi's googly eyes are sexy as fuck

Elegant Elliot - 
FlyinHawaiian - Wilford Brimley.

I forgot about him and Don Rickels

He's a little rough on the outside...but a heart of gold.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Katherine Heigl,

Seems like, and apparently is, an uber cunt. But I'd take her to pound town

FETT_Loadin76_TFK - Maggie Gyllenhaal

I was trying to think of her name...

Elegant Elliot -
Milford Cubicle - 


Oprah


You can call me Stedman.
I'll call you Gayle.

Miranda Hart (the goofy british sidekick in Spy)

Muffler Bearing - 

Katherine Heigl,

Seems like, and apparently is, an uber cunt. But I'd take her to pound town


oh yes, Katherine Heigl is the first celebrity that comes to mind under 'Ugliest celebrity'.

Anybody say Leslie Jones yet? 

 

 

 

 

Because im sure as hell not. 

Tara Reid. Maybe Lark Voorhees.

I'd do bijou Phillips in the pooper while she was sleeping 

morris day

Lena Dunham

lol

you can go lower unless you add Sara Jessica Parker in a threesome. 

 

I win

Ha, this is a topic at work quite a bit.

I think I'd fuck anyone famous (female), just for the story.

Bring on Susan Boyle!

I'd bang any celebrity for a nice lunch or dinner