have you ever wondered what your brazilian Ju Jitsu teacher is actually saying to you??? I thought i would find some translations for you.
Do jeito que você é feio, seria melhor barbear a bunda e andar de costas,
You're so ugly you should shave your ass and walk backwards
Cala essa merda de boca seu pau no cu,
Shut your fucking mouth, you mother fucker
Vou te estuprar com um abacaxi, sua bicha safada,
I'll fuck your ass with a pineapple, you filthy faggot
O cu da sua mãe é tão grande que um trem do metrô poderia passar nele sem problemas,
Your mom's ass is so big that a subway train could pass through it with no problems.
Vai lamber o cu da sua mãe, aquela puta velha!,
Go lick your mom's butthole, that old whore!
Eu sou foda e você fode o seu tio.
I'm fucking great and you fuck your uncle.
Vo te fuder tua bundo e fazer voce beber meu gozo tua puta
I'll fuck you in the ass, and make you taste my cum, you whore
chupa meu pau vadia
Suck my dick bitch
Vai pra puta que te pariu
Go back to the whore who gave you birth
Filha da puta
Son of a bitch
Aquela mina é um puta bagulho
That girl is a fucking ugly
specially for the playboy
Buceta caralhuda
Transsexual
Travéco
Drag queen
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oopppppps Sorry
I've used this link in the past, but for those of you with a keen interest in improving your Portuguese vocabulary (especially the curse words) then this link is definitely for you:
http://www.brazzil.com/4letter.htm
Cisemek.
correction, your bjj teacher is always saying... "BRACCA BRACCA JIUTS BRACCA"
and i wont hear a bad word said against pineapples either thank you very much! ...eu gosto muito de abacaxi