Unlike most fighters, BJ has never pulled out

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And now he's got all these damn kids at home holding him back! Wokka wokka wokka! (See news page)

BJ Penn: "I was never the same fighter after having kids"

You younger fighters take note of the evils of the female reproductive system. I suggest getting some private lessons on "impotence" from you know who. Phone Post

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Domestication / pussification, IMHO Phone Post 3.0

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I've also never pulled out ..... Phone Post 3.0

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ell oh ell Phone Post

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I wonder how much being named matthew perry had an effect on the amount of corny jokes told

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KevinMcAllister -

Haha! Will you look at that. That guy has the same name as I do! Phone Post

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Neither did I, and then I had you. Phone Post 3.0

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jaytrainwreck - Neither did I, and then I had you. Phone Post 3.0

But...but that would mean you had sex with my mother? Phone Post

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A Motivated BJ Penn never pulls out and always finishes.

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Matt Perry - 
KevinMcAllister -

Haha! Will you look at that. That guy has the same name as I do! Phone Post



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KevinMcAllister - 
Matt Perry - 
KevinMcAllister -

Haha! Will you look at that. That guy has the same name as I do! Phone Post




Could that BE any more funny?

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KevinMcAllister -
Matt Perry - 
KevinMcAllister -

Haha! Will you look at that. That guy has the same name as I do! Phone Post



hahaha Phone Post 3.0

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So no one told you this thread wouldn't be okay. Phone Post

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I often wonder what my life would have been like if they'd cast a guy named Nate Johnson as Joey Phone Post 3.0

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2JupitersTooMany - I often wonder what my life would have been like if they'd cast a guy named Nate Johnson as Joey Phone Post 3.0

As for me, when I would be having anal sex with a woman; I would be thinking of a gentleman named Nate Johnson, rather than a quirky soap-actor named Joey. Phone Post

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That really puts things into perspective, thanks Phone Post 3.0

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2JupitersTooMany - That really puts things into perspective, thanks Phone Post 3.0

I was kidding.


I always think of Wilford Brimley. Phone Post