Unzip

A beast upside down is still a beast! Phone Post

Ohhhhh yeaaaa time to play with my slim jim! Phone Post

What's wrong with your hair? Unzip what, your hoodie?

Dafuq is this? Phone Post 3.0

In for the steel machine Phone Post

I mean, i would.

Would Hulk Smash that She Hulk.

Not gonna lie, I splurged my DNA on far worse

Id love to take SS out for lunch sometime and have a friendly conversation. Phone Post

AAAAHHHH Phone Post

Are your escort that tried to rob Tompkins? Phone Post 3.0

how much for an allnight snuggle session? i will bring dvds and snacks.

You wear too damn much eye makeup....other than that Im in/

Porn sure has taken a toll on War Machine's GF, yeesh Phone Post 3.0

SS you have balls and you're cocky, not usually things I like in a woman but they sure look good on you..... Phone Post 3.0

Aww that poor injured hyena. Someone should put it out of is misery Phone Post 3.0

I think you misunderstood the expression.

Its "a lady in the streets, a freak between the sheets" not "a freak in the streets, a musclebound man-thing between the sheets".

Sorry, uh... hon?

In for SS Phone Post 3.0

Poet of Gore - 


how much for an allnight snuggle session? i will bring dvds and snacks.


Honestly. That genuinely made me smile. Thank you :)