Useless' UFC Premiere

Useless UFC premiere was indeed a surprise.
I was a little disappointed that useless wasn't wearing his traditional white and pink gear for his UFC Premiere! Useless please give us a heads up next time you do something like that.

I had on the shorts I always wear when I compete.

I was gonna tell everyone but decided to make it a surprise.

SURPRISE!

It was awesome. I informed the whole room that you are one bad-ass grappler.

"I informed the whole room that you are one bad-ass grappler."

LOL so you told a bold face lie infort of everyone. How can you live with yourself?

You grappling skills are surpassed only by your humility my friend.

LOL some people say both my grappling skills and my humility are over rated

Those people are living in denial.

Useless is the first televised UG Troll, LOL J/k. Congrats on getting that spot on the UFC.

Which one was he? I told my friend's "That one guy is useless, I bet." LOL

"Congrats on getting that spot on the UFC."

Thanks

"Which one was he?"

LOL I was the guy wearing all white

Much love to my duck eating friend

LOL I forgot about that.

JM my kung pow chicken eating friend

"How did useless get air time for ufc?"

I had to do a lot of dirty things.

useless why weren't you dressed in full useless gear!?

Usless got tapped!!!!!!!!!! Thats the only thing I saw!
Scott

was that the Predator tapping Useless? JK Useless.You are slowly tuning into a celebrity around here.

"useless why weren't you dressed in full useless gear!?"

The UFC aint ready for it yet.

"You are slowly tuning into a celebrity around here"

LOL!

Useless, if you weigh a buckforty! That dude that "caught" you in the Triangle weight 110lbs, He was skinny!

are you going to be doing moves again for the next one?

"are you going to be doing moves again for the next one?"

hopefuly if everything goes right.