Valentines poem

Roses are red,
I'm devoid of emotion,
It gets the hose again,
If it doesn't rub its skin with lotion. Phone Post 3.0

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime Phone Post 3.0

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That's it right there^^^^
Bukowski FTW!!! Phone Post 3.0

I wrote this for my wife yesterday as I'm staying at my brothers place this weekend for a surf comp.

Roses are red
And you're pretty cute
For the next three days
You'll miss me toot
But fear not my darling
I won't fart in front of my brothers
So that I can save em up
To unleash under our covers
I'll do this because I love you
And to show my affection
But also because our covers
Will make for a better convection

Needless to say she said this poem made the wall. I got a keeper. Phone Post 3.0