Rant/vent:
I live in Vietnam... I'll do an AMA about the "ladies" if there's any interest... Anyway, last night I accidentally knocked over and dented some chicks motorbike... It was a nice one and she was cute, so I gave her my number and offered to help get it fixed... Today some cunt claiming to be her boyfriend called saying they got it fixed and what it cost and that I should meet them.... It cost 400 000 dong (yup!)...thats quite a lot here... Though it's only about $30. I told him to bring the bike and he was all excuses... I'm more annoyed at myself for being a clumsy fucker....but I'm in a proper bad mood and this is a dodgy part of town.... I'd say "fingers crossed" but fingers crossed basically = cunt in Vietnam (I don't know, apparently crossed fingers looks like a pussy???) .....ho hum...end of rant. 
What's the law and insurance system like over there? If you tell the guy to fuck off what would the cops do if he reported you for a fail to stop? 
The accident was last night, but they got it fixed yesterday?
It a wittle confoosin.
Current exchange rate shows 400,000 Dong = US $17.94
It was an accident that you accept responsibility for, nobody was injured and it will cost you $17.94.
Why a "rant" and why are you in a bad mood?
Pay up and avoid a grenade alarm clock.
And in Vietnam, isn't 'cute girl' code for tranny?
crosses fingers
paradigmer - Current exchange rate shows 400,000 Dong = US $17.94
It was an accident that you accept responsibility for, nobody was injured and it will cost you $17.94.
Why a "rant" and why are you in a bad mood?
I predict a GoFundMe by the OP
Offer to love him long time
I'm only annoyed cause I wanted to fuck her.... You can fuck most anything here for 400 000 vnd.
Cool... Only $17...I'll spend the rest on a hooker.
Al Cappucino -Its only $18USD? Lol why you need to vent about that? Sounds like a great deal for denting someones bike.paradigmer - Current exchange rate shows 400,000 Dong = US $17.94
It was an accident that you accept responsibility for, nobody was injured and it will cost you $17.94.
Why a "rant" and why are you in a bad mood?
I predict a GoFundMe by the OP
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me, huh? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about! For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there's nothing! Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job parking cars!
Eat a bowl of pho and chill.
Like I said, I was just angry at myself for being a clumsy twat :-/
...that, and that I know it would cost $5 Max.
Anyway, she was fat.
Ok, OP what's your PayPal?
And yes do an AMA on life in Vietnam
JCMcGee - Like I said, I was just angry at myself for being a clumsy twat :-/
...that, and that I know it would cost $5 Max.
Anyway, she was fat.
First, it was $30, now it's $5.
Second, "She was cute...". Now, she's fat.
You don't know what the fuck is going on, do you?
Life in Vietnam is equal parts amazing and frustrating as fuck.
Bureaucracy is like mosquitoes....constantly fucking irritating....for a communist country that was once Buddhist...the people are money orientated like none I've ever met... Hookers everywhere, you can get sucked off in most cases, sucked of as you eat in a restaurant, sucked off in the barbers... Last week I discovered karaoke brothels.... You can get sucked off as you sing Elton John songs.
The foods great and it's hot as balls.
It's not rained for 4 months and it's not expected to rain for another 2.
When it rains, IT RAINS!
The People don't give a duck about the war, why should they, they won.
Though it was really a civil war... The southerners hate the northerners.
OP, if you don't mind me asking...Why are you there? Work, training, school, hookers?
Al Cappucino - OP, if you don't mind me asking...Why are you there? Work, training, school, hookers?This
Not rained in 4 months? What part of the country are you in?
From Dong Hoi up its rained a fuck load in the last couple weeks.
Also, it's the week of TET, where do you think this guy got the bike fixed? Everything is closed.
Something fishy about all this.
All of the above.
Al, my friend, I don't mean to be rude here, but do you have the reading age of a 4yr old?
Go sit in the corner and read the posts again until you understand what the fuck is going on.