War Machine: God forbid if Dana White was gay

Ah, War Machine, you classy bastard, you. Phone Post 3.0

98lbweakling - Does that mean Rousey and Tate...umm??

LOL gold

I giggled Phone Post 3.0

With the jail time he has had dick sucking may be one of his specialties.

Chris27 -


Everyone else is a pussy, War Machine has balls, it takes real balls to call out an org you dont work for.



If he had balls like he says he does he would call out the org he works for about pay, Eddie and other fighters Bellator has screwed with.



But he would get fired. 

Vote up on this one. Solid point here. Phone Post 3.0

Dude's fackin' retarded.

P.S. I've seen his girl get f'd in the ass by multiple dudes.

That is HILARIOUS!!! Phone Post 3.0

98lbweakling - Does that mean Rousey and Tate...umm??


creepymcfinger - I giggled Phone Post 3.0
I chuckled Phone Post 3.0

THE_REAL_AMERICAN - 

Then ufc would be juuuuust like wwe. Phone Post



LOLLLLL this fucking thread

I'm one of the few who find that funny. Phone Post 3.0

tecknowledge - that is fucking funny.

Indeed.

lol. Surprised this is even covered here.

A gay version of Dana White is just a "What if?" that really never would cross a normal person's mind. Then he bumped it up a notch with the 'fighters would be forced to suck his dick' comments. Hilarious, but he was probably completely serious about it.

War Machine is a strange dude. Why are you sitting around contemplating shit like that?

Pav - Dude I just read that story you would suck Danas dick to get a fight?

War - Hahaha nah, but I would let him suck mine though. 

 

Sad but true. Baddest guys on the planet fear a boxerciser Phone Post 3.0

What a weird ass thing to say... Phone Post 3.0

Translation: The things I'd do to get into the UFC. Phone Post 3.0

UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS -
98lbweakling - Does that mean Rousey and Tate...umm??

Lmao perfect pic Phone Post

How the fuck did this make the front news page?

Ben Saunders - 
UNREASONABLE EXPECTATIONS -
98lbweakling - Does that mean Rousey and Tate...umm??

Lmao perfect pic Phone Post



LMAO