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Definitely looks like a type of Tarantula. Hopefully you didn’t kill it.
Definitely looks like a type of Tarantula. Hopefully you killed it.
This, hopefully you let it kill you
I don’t think so, the abdomen (butt area) isn’t as round as a typical tarantula. It is kind of pointed at the asshole area, where tarantulas have it rounded.
Its pedipalps (tiny leg things by his fangs and eyes) also don’t look like a typical tarantula. It actually looks more like a jumping spider than a tarantula.
Where is/was this spider located?
You made a friend in the closet?
The Seek app says it’s a Bold Jumping Spider. Seek is also wrong a lot so take it with a grain of salt.
In backyard by a pool. The women were screaming bloody murder about a tarantula so i squished it barefoot. Causing even more pandemonium.
Bet you wouldn’t have killed a white spider.
Racist.
Barefoot Floppy surrounded by black women screaming 
Why would you take off your aquasocks just to squish a giant spider?
Its bigger relatives are going to come for you now.
Was, as in it is now a small pile of ash?
Thats a house spider. Brown recluse will fuck you up.
Yuck! How big was this thing?
I wouldn’t squish it with my bare foot because of all the gross juices and the unlikely possibility of getting bitten. This was a manly move by you.
You’re a cool guy, Floppy, but never under any circumstance kill spiders. They are your friends…
Barefoot!!! Must not have been that big then
Those harmless trust me. Just grab it and let it play around on your arm.
You can trust me im a Zoologist that graduated from Harvard’s school of Animal Behavior