I might have to start carrying a fish bonker to protect myself from maniacs with plastic bats in their pants!
Well I found the new name for my penis. “Fish Bonker”
I made my fish bonker in high school shop class.
You know how Homer carved his chilli spoon himself from a bigger spoon? Well years before him I carved my little bat myself from a bigger bat!
Julian Lane is black?
Think Julian is part black. No clue why I know (or think I know) that. Don’t know, don’t care, but think he is?
Anyway, no shit, wouldn’t you guys love to see a whiffle ball bat fight? It would probably be great. Maybe a team of 5 of those fucking Russians. Yellow bats only, 5v5. Whiffle ball bats are great, they would do the job.
Well, wiffle ball bat fighting is for sure something we did as kids. I think I might like to see that.
Isn’t Julian Lane the “let me bang bro” guy?
Countdown video he said he’s half black. He was with his father in the video.
They are both retarded
Which will make for a great fight.
I saw somewhere that it was the hollow top end of a wiffle-bat, but with a dildo hidden inside. So it was a prop comedy attempt from Mike. Comes at you violent with a bat, nope fooled ya, it’s a rubber dong in your face.
lol. So stupid, but I have to admit kind of funny. Didn’t work though because in the melee you couldn’t really even tell what was going on (on top of being a ridiculous idea). I just saw a little plastic bat, then it came apart in his hands.
I cant even think of a clever joke that conveys how trashy that was
Mike Perry looks like he more than likely huffs spray paint
Batinum mike perry
Got damn if this isn’t the most iconic image in the fight game by the end of the year: