Ways to increase your metabolism

Otherground
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Tell me

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Masturbate


































and eat it

































homo

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HIIT exercises... Look it up...it can increase it by 20 percent for up to 24 hours. Phone Post 3.0

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whatever you eat in 3 meals, split into 6 meals and eat more often.

never skip a healthy breakfast.

jerk off and eat it as above poster said as well.

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Can't argue with jerk off and eat it. Phone Post 3.0

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fahker - Can't argue with jerk off and eat it. Phone Post 3.0
This information has been around forever. It has been passed down by generations of fit homo's and bicurious men throughout the ages.

How does the OP not know this? Phone Post 3.0

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BadDog -
fahker - Can't argue with jerk off and eat it. Phone Post 3.0
This information has been around forever. It has been passed down by generations of fit homo's and bicurious men throughout the ages.

How does the OP not know this? Phone Post 3.0
Eating your own jizz does not make you a homo.





























Right? Phone Post 3.0

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Okay...eat cum. Got it.

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Eat every 2 - 3 hours and do light cardio daily. /thread

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Drink a cup of melted butter before bed each night. It has to be grass-fed butter, though, or it won't work.

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BriggsSeekins - Drink a cup of melted butter before bed each night. It has to be grass-fed butter, though, or it won't work.
This! I like to mix it with creamer. Phone Post 3.0

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Fuck breakfast. Jerk off instead. Phone Post 3.0

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TFK_likatiga -
BadDog -
fahker - Can't argue with jerk off and eat it. Phone Post 3.0
This information has been around forever. It has been passed down by generations of fit homo's and bicurious men throughout the ages.

How does the OP not know this? Phone Post 3.0
Eating your own jizz does not make you a homo.





























Right? Phone Post 3.0
Not necessarily. It could mean that you're just a little bi-curious. Phone Post 3.0

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FrustratedBlueBelt - Eat every 2 - 3 hours and do light cardio daily. /thread
Why light cardio? Phone Post 3.0

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BriggsSeekins - Drink a cup of melted butter before bed each night. It has to be grass-fed butter, though, or it won't work.

Yup. This is pretty much a staple of the paleo diet. Adding bacon bits also ups your protein and makes you a savage.

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My friend had great success increasing his metabolism. He said all you have to do is run over a young gipsy in front of an older gipsy. Then when the old gipsy puts a curse on you--just lose all the weight you want until you're at your goal. That's when you bake an apple pie for your wife with your blood in it so that the curse passes to her. Phone Post 3.0

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Mike Wazowski - whatever you eat in 3 meals, split into 6 meals and eat more often.

never skip a healthy breakfast.

jerk off and eat it as above poster said as well.
I used to do the grazing method of eating multiple meals throughout the day. Heard several doctors debunk it. Apparently, there is no scientific data that this or eating breakfast does anything for the burning of calories.

Also, I accidentally voted you down in an attempt to quote you. Sorry, fren. Phone Post 3.0

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glassjawed - My friend had great success increasing his metabolism. He said all you have to do is run over a young gipsy in front of an older gipsy. Then when the old gipsy puts a curse on you--just lose all the weight you want until you're at your goal. That's when you bake an apple pie for your wife with your blood in it so that the curse passes to her. Phone Post 3.0
Hold on, I'm writing this down... Phone Post 3.0

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Hemlock - Masturbate


































and eat it

































homo
First post is usually the best post. VU!! Phone Post 3.0

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Drink 12 red bulls back to back.

Your metabolism will get it's swole on.