Ways to make Bostonians lose their minds

Tell them that ....

  • Boston is a racist city
  • The Patriot's are cheaters

feel free to add your own

  • Boston is like a colder, shittier version of Philadelphia 

They'll lose their minds at any suggestion their city is 'inferior' in any way, shape, or form.

oh, thats a good one

 

Tell me that their accents sound stupid. 

easy one


tell them Brady sucks

Crispus Attucks is widley considered to be the best Bostonian to ever walk this Earth.

Wear a Yankees shirt with a Red Sox hat.

Tom Brady is a system quarterback

Blackface. They'll lose their shit when they see a colored.

Dunkin Donuts is a haven for white trash that wear tweety bird pajama pants and smoke marlboro menthol lights

Of course the most obvious one liner... Buckner.

Be Tj Mitch 

In Limbo -

Dunkin Donuts is a haven for white trash that wear tweety bird pajama pants and smoke marlboro menthol lights

I had to double look to see if I typed that

Ask them if they like apples

Spread a fake Tom Brady obituary throughout the city!

I live in Boston and none of these insults mean anything to me. The DD is spot on though lol. Now leave us alone or will run ya down with our ca's ya motha fucka's

Pokanghoya - Wear a Yankees shirt with a Red Sox hat.

not true- i happened to be in a resturant by fenway during a sox/yankee's game  and there were tons of people wearing yankee's shirts and hats.. suprised the fuck out of me... they were locals wearing the NY shit

BrckNoHitBk -

Of course the most obvious one liner... Buckner.

He never should have been out there 

Call them queeahs.

Tell them that Eli has the Patriots number.