Wednesday Dickoff Day For Me

Today is Wednesday, right? Anyway, my boss is out of the state. The VP is out of town. My entire department is on the road doing something. So I have the whole office to myself. Our office is a private corner section of the building with a seperate entrance and my own bathroom. My own private corporate retreat.

Got a breakfast burrito and sauntered in 30 minutes late. About to take a 2 hour lunch. Then fucking off the rest of the day before leaving at 430..

Dude I do that everyday Phone Post 3.0

I do that everyday too but today I dont have to speak to anyone.

OP is not wearing pants right now

so jelly


I fucking own this place today!

"I fucking own this place today!"

I believe the Boss, who is watching you on the security cameras, would beg to differ.