I’ve had sex in a dumpster…on a mattress…that was on top of food a restaurant just threw out…college…
inside a woman
or a man, cant remember
In a huge lecture hall.
In the backseat of a Volkswagen
Bathroom floor of my office building.
Middle of a playground in the middle of the night.
back of a Volkswagen
Weirdest - High dive tower
Funniest - pile of ice blocks in the walk in
Nastiest - burning man
OP’s mom’s asshole…
in a grocery store. on the aisle that sells the camping/ cook out stuff. about 1am on my way home with my girlfriend from a bar on a weekend night. both pretty drunk but it was quiet, so were we. and fast. but i was 21 or 22.
i’m probably on video somewhere but no one saw us that i know of.
Laser tag maze, wearing the vest, still ready to snipe any attackers… fuck I used to be awesome
Up the butt, Bob.
I’m not gonna win, but…
In-service during a boring speech about blood borne pathogens (was a handy, so not intercourse)
In the bed of a stranger’s pickup truck in rural Idaho. (It was missionary style, and I’m still amazed her spine didn’t snap…and also that no one caught us.)
Behind a 24 hour fitness gym in her Toyota corolla’s passenger sea while passersby were passing by. She was riding me hard and I eventually came, but out of the corner of my eye I noticed there were people trying not to look twice.
In an alley way doorway/alcove behind a strip club, unknowingly over a fresh piss puddle while people watched as they walked by
back in the degenerate mdma & speed days
Also - in a pool at a resort in Bali, while an Asian man who was minding his kids watched
On the roof of an office building as a traffic copter flew by… or in a restaurant bathroom.
In a janitor closet that we were able to access through the roof hatch. Was new years eve and I was on a fuck ton of ecstacy