What's the weirdest place you ever fapped? 
Behind you while you made this thread. 
Do you get off on reading stories of weird fapping experiences?
Me too. :(
FlowWithTheGo - Behind you while you made this thread.I thought I felt something warm on my neck. Yum.
MMA Playwright - Do you get off on reading stories of weird fapping experiences?Did we just become best friends?
Me too. :(
Had a buddy who spanked it on the back of a school bus in highschool. He is a badass.
Wal-mart bathroom.
Not one bit embarrassed to say. During the invasion of Iraq during the Gulf War I beat the hell out of my dick! As we, the 82nd Airborne rolled in behind the French 6th Army ( I know, WTF are Paratroopers doing in trucks BEHIND the French!?). There were multi launching rocket systems, tanks, A-10 Warthogs, howitzers and bombers raining down hell all around and in front of us and there I was with nothing to do as we were light infantry and it just wasn't our turn to fight. So I thought what could I do to make this once in a life time event of craziness even crazier? I know, I will beat my dick! It was raining so we all had our ponchos on which made it easier to do without anyone noticing. This is one of my fondest memories, of all the crazy shit that happend in the next few days, matching crazy with crazy! Airborne!!!
In early.
For research purposes of course.
When I was 13 we were on a family trip driving in our mini van. I say in the back row with a pillow over my crotch. Nutted into a sock.
Going up a gondola at a ski hill. Blew my load into a trail map. Mid week so no people around. Was 13 I think.
In
In school during 10th grade. I stayed behind class because I needed to turn in late assignments. I wanted to slip in to the teacher so I fapped.
I took one of the first flights available after 9/11. I was 1 of probably 8 people on board. Late night, spralled out on 3 seats, i launched into the barf bag.
champ97 -Loads over Baghdad lol.
Not one bit embarrassed to say. During the invasion of Iraq during the Gulf War I beat the hell out of my dick! As we, the 82nd Airborne rolled in behind the French 6th Army ( I know, WTF are Paratroopers doing in trucks BEHIND the French!?). There were multi launching rocket systems, tanks, A-10 Warthogs, howitzers and bombers raining down hell all around and in front of us and there I was with nothing to do as we were light infantry and it just wasn't our turn to fight. So I thought what could I do to make this once in a life time event of craziness even crazier? I know, I will beat my dick! It was raining so we all had our ponchos on which made it easier to do without anyone noticing. This is one of my fondest memories, of all the crazy shit that happend in the next few days, matching crazy with crazy! Airborne!!!
Spider Rico - I took one of the first flights available after 9/11. I was 1 of probably 8 people on board. Late night, spralled out on 3 seats, i launched into the barf bag.
welcome to the mile high club.......... solo aviator section
School Library 8th grade
That would be up the butt, Bob.
Launching out an F-16 in Korea
In my parents car at a cemetary when I was about 14.
They got out of the car and attempted to find some distant relatives grave so I used the opportunity to pull a magazine out of the seat pocket, whip my old fella out and flog the shit of him.