Well, it finally happened.

I jizzed on my own face.

 

So here I was just seconds ago beating off to porn to block out feelings of total despair, when I hit the vinegar strokes and experienced a more powerful than usual inner clenching. Semen in the air, semen on my face, neonbelly contemplates suicide, then opts to clean up and go to sleep.

 

What a world.

What did it taste like? Phone Post 3.0

SWATPA!? Phone Post 3.0

you like that dont you, you fucking idiot.

I just looked up "vinegar stokes" because of this thread.

 

I know there is an OGer with that SN, but I never knew it was an actual term until now.

TheBearStare - you like that dont you, you fucking idiot.
Boom goes the dynamite!! Phone Post 3.0

I've had some close calls. Funny shit. Phone Post 3.0

neonbelly -


I jizzed on my own face.



 



So here I was just seconds ago beating off to porn to block out feelings of total despair, when I hit the vinegar strokes and experienced a more powerful than usual inner clenching. Semen in the air, semen on my face, neonbelly contemplates suicide, then opts to clean up and go to sleep.



 



What a world.

That's beautiful. Who is that, James Joyce? Phone Post 3.0