Well...that's f@cking fast.

Jeez

https://youtu.be/hujvVmuLuoM

 

Not as fast as BWS at a buffet

PelosiesPanties - 

I bet he Jack's off fsster

Jesus man.........you can't be jacking at those speeds.  Let's use some science here.....

 

The 2nd law of jackular force = Grip x acceleration

 

he'd clearly tear his peaner right off.  Or at the very least shear the head once resistance was met upon gliding to the distil end of the shaft.  

 

Pshh......don't even get me started on Frenular abrasion theory.

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Yeah but can he do it while also being shot at? How many men has he killed? This is all for show BS.

For a second there I thought my wife got an OG account.

WHIPCRACK -
PelosiesPanties - 

I bet he Jack's off fsster

Jesus man.........you can't be jacking at those speeds.  Let's use some science here.....

 

The 2nd law of jackular force = Grip x acceleration

 

he'd clearly tear his peaner right off.  Or at the very least shear the head once resistance was met upon gliding to the distil end of the shaft.  

 

Pshh......don't even get me started on Frenular abrasion theory.

Just another reason why The Flash is the most tragic super hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=747_rz-qE4w

 

Those double shots were incredible.

Balls Mahoney -

Yeah but can he do it while also being shot at? How many men has he killed? This is all for show BS.

Pretty safe to say he would have a leg up over lost people. He shoots fast and accurately. He would kill you just to watch you die.

Balls Mahoney - 

Yeah but can he do it while also being shot at? How many men has he killed? This is all for show BS.

Something tells me that when you’re that fast and accurate, when you’ve truly mastered a tool where it has become a true extension of your body, that he’d have far less stress and and fear than his typical opponents.

Think about how common the gun was in the expanding West for hundreds of years. In all that time there had to be at least a handful of people who became that fast and natural with their weapon.

Being a witness to a showdown of someone like that is genuinely where legendary tales originate from.

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Balls Mahoney -

Yeah but can he do it while also being shot at? How many men has he killed? This is all for show BS.

Pretty safe to say he would have a leg up over lost people. He shoots fast and accurately. He would kill you just to watch you die.

nice reference...

 

But I shot a man in Reno,

Just to watch him die,

When I hear that whistle blowin',

I hang my head and cry.