Well they just cut my membership. No more golf

Or using the club house. I have a load of my high end lawyer and surgeon friends that congregate there and I can't play a round of 9 holes with them followed by a few single malts. I'm fucked. 

 

Fucking wife got stressed out over bills and moved into her brothers house last month. The crazy bitch hasn't paid bills in three months and bailed when shit got real. 

 

Her face needed extensive work last week and I'm glad. Fucking bitch took every dollar out of the bank and left me with nothing I couldn't take her to daycare for about a month and didn't make any money. 

 

Well who wants to put a few dollars on my club bill?  Let the loser posts start. I broke six bones in my pinky finger and had surgery about 6 years ago.  It's been a fucked up decade and now I can't even hit a 2 handicap

 

Fuck me. 

Horrible spin

7/10

I'd be willing to chip in $5-6k but that's it. Decided to pay my property taxes for next year early, so I'm down about $35k in play money right now.

Need any plaid pants?

William H Macy - Horrible spin

So bad I thought for sure the OP was Pretjah. 

Goochy Mang -
William H Macy - Horrible spin

So bad I thought for sure the OP was Pretjah. 

Lolololol

Terrible spin

I'm sorry