Went for a jog, caught a bike thief.

All I wanted to do was have a light jog around the block, haven't been able to excersise in a couple months because of a fucked up rotater cuff and what I believe is a pinched nerve leaving me unable to lift my arms up more than chest high. I had enough laying around and figured that I would be ok just to break a sweat, take it easy and see how I feel.

As I'm running (very slow) I hear yelling behind me, "Stop that guy, stop him he stole my bike!" I turn around and this crackhead motherfucker is running at top speed with a nice bike by his side. Of course he is coming straight at me and all I could think is if I lay him out (what I would ideally do if I was healthy) it's not going to end up well. On the other hand, I'm the only guy in his way and I don't want to puss out so when he started veering to go around me I pretended to go to tackle him. He slipped when he tried to make another cut and ended up knocking himself out when he smashed into a parked car. I looked like a hero and didn't have to sacrifice my body. Good guys won for once.

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cuzzi - https://youtu.be/tufnWwV2J5I Phone Post 3.0

Lol!

Nice work Phone Post 3.0

Fucked up rotator cuff?

Look into finding a doctor in your area who does this new procedure:

https://www.lourdesnet.org/blog/2015/07/31/lourdes-orthopedics-first-in-nj-to-offer-bioinductive-implant-for-rotator-cuff-repair/ Phone Post 3.0

Flyers179 - Fucked up rotator cuff?

Look into finding a doctor in your area who does this new procedure:

https://www.lourdesnet.org/blog/2015/07/31/lourdes-orthopedics-first-in-nj-to-offer-bioinductive-implant-for-rotator-cuff-repair/ Phone Post 3.0

Thanks!

sicko - Nice work Phone Post 3.0

Thank you sir, I am pleased with my performance.

Fantastic Phone Post 3.0

That's awesome! And I'm dying laughing at the picture you painted with this guy knocking himself out. Phone Post 3.0

Should of fucked him to make him humble but I do have to say job well done and you shall receive the VU you deserve. Phone Post 3.0

UGCTT_REMEMBER MY NAME - Waits for spin Phone Post 3.0

I think we all know my feelings about this.

MDudikoff - That's awesome! And I'm dying laughing at the picture you painted with this guy knocking himself out. Phone Post 3.0

Glad you enjoyed the tale.

thetouchofdeath - Should of fucked him to make him humble but I do have to say job well done and you shall receive the VU you deserve. Phone Post 3.0

Thank you my friend.

Never happened but VU anyway for pretending to capture a bike thief...

They are scum. Phone Post 3.0

Positive Energy - Never happened but VU anyway for pretending to capture a bike thief...

They are scum. Phone Post 3.0

How dare you imply I made it up, that's just silly. I would make up a way more action packed tale than that, I have a good imagination.

McSurly -
Positive Energy - Never happened but VU anyway for pretending to capture a bike thief...

They are scum. Phone Post 3.0

How dare you imply I made it up, that's just silly. I would make up a way more action packed tale than that, I have a good imagination.
The "knocked himself out" part was what told me it was fake Phone Post 3.0

Positive Energy - 
McSurly -
Positive Energy - Never happened but VU anyway for pretending to capture a bike thief...

They are scum. Phone Post 3.0

How dare you imply I made it up, that's just silly. I would make up a way more action packed tale than that, I have a good imagination.
The "knocked himself out" part was what told me it was fake Phone Post 3.0

Why is that so hard to believe? He smacked his head on a car. You're just being a negative nelly to be one. I'm thinking your screen name is meant to be ironic, which means you're some kind of hipster, which makes us enemies. It's on now.

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I was in a similar situation once but let the guy go.

RIP Uncle Ben