What a 40 bottle does to your head

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How do you defend yourself when there are 20 pissed off asian gangbangers? Anybody?

That looks NOT GOOD!

So now there is 14 "pissed off asian gangbangers"...

Fucking sucks, is that from one swip or a bunch? Don't look like you got cut to bad. Sucks bro, you can't do anything about those odds. I learned that when I ended up throwing blows with half a soccer team, there is just not way unless you are Bruce Lee. What city?

Problem solver!

dont leave home without it :)

damn that's pretty crazy..

were they viets?

lol @ "were they viets" does it matter what race they were anyways? what do you do when 20 people try to beat your ass......

you take out the leader, and the rest should be a push over

run-

Dave Atell sez- pissing your pants is just your balls telling your legs that it's time to move out-

"does it matter what race they were anyways? what do you do when 20 people try to beat your ass...... "

viets are infinitely more crazy and willing to throw down than other asians.

that's why I asked.

Actually it happened in the springtime. The guy in the picture is my buddy Chris, who is 6'3", 250 lbs. The pic doesn't do him justice, trust me. A guy at a party we went to owed him money (football betting), so Christ and him went out back to have a conversation. I was being held up front in a fake conversation with one of the guys so I wouldn't jump in while my other friend Jason was being held in the living room (playing foosball). I heard a few guys yelling and two bottles break and a lot of commotion. I ran to the back and they were kicking Chris in the head and rifling through his pockets. None of them had a problem with me, thank God, and I just wanted to get Chris out of there before we got shot or stabbed. He gave me a lot of shit for not jumping in and helping him, but oh well, I'm glad to be alive ya know. Anyways, we got out of there and retaliated the next Saturday at a bar here in Ames. He lost about $250 from those guys robbing him and didn't get his debt paid. They were Laotian and a few Viets. As he was having his conversation with the guy, people started crowding outside (I was still up front) and a guy came up behind him and busted the 40 over his head. He got kicked a lot in the ribs, and got stitches on his hand because later that night he was swinging my samurai sword around and managed to slice it deep into his palm. I've been trying to get him into mma but I'm afraid that he'd try and eat someone's eyeballs if he was losing the fight.

Oh yeah, he didn't even need stitches on his head, although it bled like a MOTHER for about 2 hours. It was a 1 1/2" gash...head wounds bleed like crazy!

lol @ "and got stitches on his hand because later that night he was swinging my samurai sword"

Sounds like Chris had to pay his debt to karma first.

You're probably more right than you know, Kostakio.

I can't fucking believe that I'm the first mother fucker to LMMFAO @ Jason Smith!!! Holy shit that was fucking hilarious.

;) That's life, man. That's why I've been trying to eliminate any grimey shit so that it doesn't come back to me 'cause it will - one way or another. I tell my friends this and they're like, "What does the dude I beat up years ago have to do with me getting jumped by 10 heads NOW?" They just don't get it... but they will.

Karma collects... with interest.

good point

Floppy, if I understood it, i'd probably be LMMFAO right now too!

"One shot to take out the most aggressive "toughguy", and the rest will scatter FAST."

Your buttcheeks will get spread fast after being Bubba's bitch for 25 years in prison.