What are you getting your wife/gf for Christmas?

What the title says.

What are you og ballers buying your ol ladies this year?

Common guys... I need some ideas

Nothing??

Not even any extra big magnum condoms for the Pringles-can sized bbc she's taking on the side?

Some Slippers.

Idk myself hombre.

We've been together forever. She has everything.

Girlfriend 1 - 165. cardigan. I know! 

Girlfriend 2 - A day collar

Girlfriend 3 - A new oven top microwave and a chromebook

 

A day spa package with a couple hours massage, pedicure, manicure, BBC facial, and then an "iou" for a dinner and deep dicking.

I do dinner and dicking when we have time anyways but it's one she can bust out on me at anytime

Muck Boots or a bottle of Basil Hayden, maybe.

 

Probably won't get her anything.

Le Creuset

 

kill me now

My dick and 15 minutes of pure disappointment

A new gi and some wonder woman rash guards.

A pair of sunnies and shoes

Longchamp backpack,UGGs boots,Kate Spade sleep wear and maybe a Clinique perfume

We are doing smaller things,.more.like stocking stuffers.

I picked up some stuff from Victoria's secret, getting her a subscription to a magazine she likes, then a cool handmade necklace. I will get her some nice chocolates she likes.

things to see people to do - A day spa package with a couple hours massage, pedicure, manicure, BBC facial, and then an "iou" for a dinner and deep dicking.

I do dinner and dicking when we have time anyways but it's one she can bust out on me at anytime
Nice. Imaginary VU for the ideas.

In

Dinner and a show

a spa day

ona camera bag

necklace

frye boots

a bunch of small miscellneous stuff..

 

Took her to Cancun for a week. Just got back. Fuck snow.

I bought floor seats to an upcoming UFC event

apparently a vacuum wasnt the right answer