lower them from the rafters ala owen ha...nevermind
I'm thinking they should ride in on a giant hot dog, like Phish. Solves all probs, imo.
Super glue?
That's what she said.
Bring back the ramp 
snipers in the arena
CraY thing is these guys are so focused they barley or don't notice it happened lol thatd be funny to see some jump after a hat. Imagine if someone did it to Brock.
Edit : Crazy
i cant beleive no one has mentioned this............ DUCKTAPE BRO!
what is ducktape?
ramp
one day a main event is going to get cancelled because of an eye poke or a crazy fan attacking/cutting a fighter
I've always wanted someone to put a rat trap under the brim of the cap.
Let them grab it.
SNAP!!
That would be great on tv.
Have two guys on the fighter's side keep their hands on it.
Widen the aisles so that fighters can walk through without getting molested (this isn't the wwe). Actually employ a zero tolerance action to idiots that steal/try to steal hats and kick them out of the arena.
There are too many pussy security guards that don't want to make a scene.
Just arrest the fuckers
Grease it.
Fans almost stole Randy's towel, stole his hat and gouged him in the eyes. Fucking disrespectful. Lol @ justifying stealing hats as "it gives great memories" or "the sponsor can afford a new one!!!"