What did one suicide bomber say to the other?

"Dude, I don't think it wor---" Phone Post 3.0

tumbleweed Phone Post 3.0

Here about the guy who tried to blow up a car yesterday?

Burnt his lips on the tail pipe...











Be sure to tip your waitress Phone Post 3.0

MountainMedic - Here about the guy who tried to blow up a car yesterday?

Burnt his lips on the tail pipe...











Be sure to tip your waitress Phone Post 3.0
Hahaha Phone Post 3.0

I'd love to see Raquel Welch in 3D...

3D, that's my apartment number...

BADOOO  CHSSSSS.

Listen up. I can only show you how to do this once. Phone Post 3.0

That reminds about that silly joke about a guy sitting at his pc, posting in a forum thread about how his wife loves to come sneak up on him when he's working, pull downn hh iiii sss , . paaa nnnnnnn ttttttt sss s s ann ddd 

ohhhhhhh goddddddddddddd

 

Jambo888 -

boy did that joke bomb

Too dirty? Phone Post 3.0

Agent_Doakes_Aint_no_Jokes -
MountainMedic - Here about the guy who tried to blow up a car yesterday?

Burnt his lips on the tail pipe...











Be sure to tip your waitress Phone Post 3.0
Hahaha Phone Post 3.0
I've been told that they're getting into country music in a big way over there. Buncha Shiite kickers, IMO.



my dad told me both of those jokes over 35 years ago. I've been waiting for just the right moment to break them out Phone Post 3.0