What did the ocean say to the penguin?

What did the little boy with no hands get for his birthday?














































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He still hasn't opened his present.

A string walks into a bar. The bartenders says “we don’t serve strings in here!”

The string goes outside, ties itself into a knot and shreds both its ends, then goes back in.

The bartender says “hey, aren’t you a string!?”

The string says “no, I’m a frayed knot.”

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Loved this threw. The duck goes into the bar for grapes is my favorite.

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