What did the little boy with no hands get for his birthday?
GLOVES!
Just kidding
He still hasn’t opened his present.
A string walks into a bar. The bartenders says “we don’t serve strings in here!”
The string goes outside, ties itself into a knot and shreds both its ends, then goes back in.
The bartender says “hey, aren’t you a string!?”
The string says “no, I’m a frayed knot.”
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Loved this threw. The duck goes into the bar for grapes is my favorite.
screen name checks out
I dont like people who take drugs.
Customs agents, border patrolmen, cops
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