You hear your dog barking loud outside in the yard.
You go out into the yard only to find this:
What do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO???
Probably shit down the leg of
my trousers, slip on my shit, hit my head on the concrete get knocked unconscious and get raped by whatever those things are. 
You live in Palau?
Freak the fuck out because I dont have a dog.
I fuck the larger crab to assert dominance. 
Those are coconut crabs. I walk over and shoo them out of the way.
I might snag one of them and eat it, too.
Jambo888 -The dog is threatening the crabs not the other way around. Poor little coconut crabs. LOLI kill everything that threatens my dog... my pack. my dog. my family
Make them into tacos
We call those Ayuyu in Guam. Better than lobster!
Stewed in coconut milk with taro and longbeans:
Start a big pot of boiling water
Wait, those are real?
Jambo888 -LOL. YourightYourightSamoa -Jambo888 -The dog is threatening the crabs not the other way around. Poor little coconut crabs. LOLI kill everything that threatens my dog... my pack. my dog. my family
sure. then nobody gets kilt... its all good... just don't try and fuck with the family. amirite?
So they are filming a Cloverfield sequel then?
are the crab legs any good?
Well my dog is going to die and I'm moving asap
Ramon Maroni - are the crab legs any good?
You have no idea, fren....sweet and meaty
TFK_Mas Tisu -The claws.Ramon Maroni - are the crab legs any good?
You have no idea, fren....sweet and meaty
Shinsplint - Probably shit down the leg ofHaha
my trousers, slip on my shit, hit my head on the concrete get knocked unconscious and get raped by whatever those things are.
You know that's one of the theories of Amelia Earharts disappearance?
That she crashed on nikumaroro atoll and was eaten by coconut crabs that then scattered her bones?
They eat cats and shit all the time.
FreightTrain - Wait, those are real?Real... And expert climbers. They climb trees all the time... So good luck climbing a tree to get away.