What do you leave out for Santa?

As a kid, for my family, it was always standard cookies and milk. But as i got older and out on my own, i started leaving jerky and beer. Once i even left Bacon and a beer. Maybe i was bad that year and needed to kiss his ass a little.

So does anyone else leave anything weird out for jolly Saint Nick? Phone Post 3.0

A Beer and Jerky is the tradition at my place.

bottle of lube and a buttplug

I'm curious to see what RHJOP leaves out. Phone Post 3.0

Porn mags
Carton of Kools
Fifth of Jack

We do the standard cookies and milk for the kids.

We also put some oatmeal outside for Rudolph and the fellas and I mess it up and put some hoof tracks in the snow.

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CaptainWoody - We do the standard cookies and milk for the kids.

We also put some oatmeal outside for Rudolph and the fellas and I mess it up and put some hoof tracks in the snow.
I like the reindeer tracks. Cool idea. I'm sure the kids are running to the windows in the morning to check. Nice touch. Phone Post 3.0

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Plate of turds and a glass of jizz. Phone Post 3.0

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IED's and liquid nitrogen. You know how much Santa is worth- dead or alive? Phone Post 3.0

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CaptainWoody - We do the standard cookies and milk for the kids.

We also put some oatmeal outside for Rudolph and the fellas and I mess it up and put some hoof tracks in the snow.
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Youngest daughter baked Christmas cookies and left 3 out for Santa w/ a glass of milk. Also left him a note thanking him for the present. This was the first year she came home saying some of her friends said Santa isn't real, so I'm afraid this is probably the last year for the tradition...sort of bums me out. Just another example that my little girl is growing up.

The House of Fraser catalogue and a tax return.