Ran an almost red light and was definitely speeding.....
Not a cop
Double the speed limit. Triple digit speeds.
TFK_Kaneman82 - Double the speed limit. Triple digit speeds.
Cool! Celebrating HS graduation?
Laziest cop ever.......
But I confess I was speeding and ran a red light.
Oh and made an illegal u-turn
Only one. I crossed a double yellow to pass a cyclist because that mutherfucker was going 5 mph uphill in the middle of the lane.
Made a u-turn on a red light in the wee hour of the morning.
Due to a transporation project, the stop lights are fucked. 5 minutes passed and I said "Fuck this! I pay my taxes! Why should I get a iticket because these assholes destroying the area can't program a stop light correctly?!
Speeding
Jerking while driving
MrFluffyHippo - SpeedingDid one cause the other?
Jerking while driving

I didn't blinker to switch lanes
Busted tail light, severely cracked windshield, no seatbelt, open container...
I refer to my truck as "the moving violation"
Open container was cracked at the turn off to my road. It's a bit of a tradition. When I make that turn I'm basically home, 3 miles of 20 mph road, air cheers to my neighbors. If I don't have one my neighbors will wave me over and rectify that situation.
Speeding. Changed lanes without signaling.
Speeding
Passing on a double yellow line
Didn't come to a complete stop at any stop signs
Also not sure if it's a law, but I signaled to other riders that there was a speed trap ahead (tap of the helmet).
pud12 -Was really excited and over did it, I feel bad now. But your mom finally gave up her asshole to me, so I celebrated.TFK_Kaneman82 - Double the speed limit. Triple digit speeds.Cool! Celebrating HS graduation?

GOREILLAMAN - None. Not allowed to drive :(They don't let gorillas drive? That's racist.

Briefly drove without a seatbelt (wasnt going far-less than 1/4 mile)
Used cellphone while driving
CantGetTooBig84 - Briefly drove without a seatbelt (wasnt going far-less than 1/4 mile)
Used cellphone while driving
90% of all fatal accidents happen within 1/4 of a mile from home.
Or so they say
Phuckles - Also not sure if it's a law, but I signaled to other riders that there was a speed trap ahead (tap of the helmet).There actually laws in some places about that.

TFK_Kaneman82 -pud12 -Was really excited and over did it, I feel bad now. But your mom finally gave up her asshole to me, so I celebrated.TFK_Kaneman82 - Double the speed limit. Triple digit speeds.Cool! Celebrating HS graduation?
She died a few months ago when a drunk driver lost control and crashed into her hot dog stand while she was working the bar rush.