What if George Washington Slipped and Fell?

He was all like

“Four score and seven years ago…”

Then someone accidentally left a banana peel on stage

And KAPLOW!!

He was impaled on a unicorn statue

That wasn’t George Washington who said that

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Racist

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verified in the documentary Kindergarten Cop

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Lol. Jinx is a known retard.

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Do you always believe

What they tell you to believe

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Ask your mom if I’m retarded

Once again
its-always-sunny-dennis-reynolds

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She said your unusually large penis was definitely Downs Syndrome like.

Boom Roasted?

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Sad A Christmas Story GIF by filmeditor

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4 whores and seven doors ago…

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Lol. Your best post ever.

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If there’s one thing that bill and Ted taught me it’s that Abe Lincoln made that speech about four score and blah blah blah.
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who is the abe lincoln of saskatoon?

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Gordie Howe.