By way of reddit.
I recently took Gracie University’s life-saving “Weapons of Podiatry” seminar, making me feel much safer and more confident in a podiatric setting.
We learned simple, but effective defenses against toenail clipper attacks as well as how to use orthotic insoles as improvised weapons. HIGHLY recommended!
Grifters gonna grift
A recent Gallup poll of Health Care workers found that their single biggest fear while on the job was being strangled to death by a stethoscope.
But no longer --thanks to Gracie University.
Suppose he’s got a pointed stick
C’mon… don’t even joke about stuff like that.
Somebody should rape Renner to delegitimize him. He’d be ruined.
Id be way more worried about someone trying to steal my $300 Litmann then trying to defend being choked by it.
But to be fair, theres a reason we went to cloth badges and I always told anyone that wore hoop earings “those are just handles dumbshit”.