What If You've Already Died? Multiverse Theory

well then, fuck getting up for work tomorrow

...the guy who fell off the building was wearing a parachute

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TryhardNobody -

I'm beating OPs ass in several universes right now

You're also sucking his cock in several others. Congrats. 

Have you ever, really, tried to bite your ear?

Nitecrawler - 
TryhardNobody -

I'm beating OPs ass in several universes right now

You're also sucking his cock in several others. Congrats. 


And we're both fapping to it in at least one of them.

Testiculos Ferro -
Nitecrawler - 
TryhardNobody -

I'm beating OPs ass in several universes right now

You're also sucking his cock in several others. Congrats. 


And we're both fapping to it in at least one of them.

All of them, bro. All of them. 

Nitecrawler -
Testiculos Ferro -
Nitecrawler - 
TryhardNobody -

I'm beating OPs ass in several universes right now

You're also sucking his cock in several others. Congrats. 


And we're both fapping to it in at least one of them.

All of them, bro. All of them. 

every aristocrates senario is playing out... if he's there, we're all there

I keep thinking this

TryhardNobody -

There is no universe where the UG app works correctly

And this is the multi-verse constant that links them all together.

 

FUCK THE OG!

Thought about this before

So..... I woke up dead???

Later

In

Giga?

"What if his consciousness shifted to another universe where he regained his footing"

Or what if your consciousness shifts to another universe where you burst into flames before you slipped and fell to your death?

 

What if your consciousness shifted to another universe where you regained your footing and then a day later got your wife and kids kilked in a car crash because you fucked up on the road?

 

What if your consciousness shifted to another universe where miraculously survived the fall but was paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life?

 

The multiverse theory is retarded because every version of you and every object in this universe at any possible time all exists at every single moment. 

 

Its also absurd to think that if the multiverse exists, that any version in that infinite nonsense would be you in any way.

 

If one single action or atom is different, is that you? What if you had blond hair instead of brown? What if you had a bigger nose and smaller ears? What if you were a girl instead of a boy? What if you were a Pygmy instead of a 6'10" Caucasian? What if you were a rock floating in space?

 

At what point are you no longer you?

 

The multiverse theory is retarded. 

Almost forgot:

I AM NO ONE'S BITCH. I AM YU LAW AND I WILL BE THE ONE.

How do I teleport to a universe where I didn't get married?