What is your poop defense? (RE: NYC poop attack)

If you were the victim, what would you do? Serious question.

(1) Pull guard
(2) Punch him in the face
(3) Spit in his face while being very careful not to get poop in my mouth
(4) Not worry because I’m vaxxed three times
(5) (Your answer)

Guy should be beaten. Human garbage

1 Like

I would track down his family members and throw shit in there face then for the ultimate finale. I would water board him with diarrhea

4 Likes

NYC subway feces attack suspect in custody

if i was in NY i’d probably beat his ass down and push the shit into his mouth. if i was in my home state i’d already have my hand on my pistol when i saw that fucker approach

1 Like

I would take that guy, and release him with no bail. Then if he showed up to court and was sentenced, I’d let him out after like a week cause jail is too packed.

flamethrower GIF

5 Likes

Mine is:

image

5 Likes

Best poop defense is a great poop offense.

11 Likes

I guess I’d spit some Beech Nut in that’s dude’s eyes and

Best defense, no be there.

7 Likes

I see you follow the Miyagi Do style poop defense.

3 Likes

Defense Miyagi do. Offense, you see rule #2.

2 Likes

I have a poop force field device. It was necessary for my spy work in India.

The poop would strike an invisible wall then slide down it and while at first people would freak out then they would be like holy shit did you see that guy he has a force field he is so cool.

Then I’d be like bazinga or some shit.

he’ll be released in 5 hours

Well he has to release before he chooses his next victim.

Shoot him in the head

3 Likes

Toilet Paper Prank GIF

4 Likes

This works awesome. No shit, get a good leaf blower. I have a young daughter, wake her up with this on occasion. Use a good paint roller, can get three rolls going at once.

Everyone should try this, fucking great, works well.

2 Likes

Who still goes to NYC? You have to be an idiot. My defense is to not be there.

2 Likes