The USA keeps getting better and better. All these news laws and rules are terrific and make me feel good and safe.
For example that you can't win a football game in that California town by more than 35 points or you get in trouble.
In NYC you can't have a soda too big. Got to keep in shape.
Boys can choose to use the girls bathroom if that's what they feel like doing.
This is great.
What other laws/rules should be made?