What other rules and laws should be made?

The USA keeps getting better and better.  All these news laws and rules are terrific and make me feel good and safe.  

For example that you can't win a football game in that California town by more than 35 points or you get in trouble.

In NYC you can't have a soda too big.  Got to keep in shape.

Boys can choose to use the girls bathroom if that's what they feel like doing.

 

This is great.

What other laws/rules should be made?

 

 

They should appoint Obama from President to Divine Ruler. Phone Post 3.0