I used to randomly search missed connections on Craigslist cause I thought they were funny. Then I see one that is addressing a guy at my work who obviously is me. The guy is saying he’s been coming in for years and thought there was something even though he didn’t know if I went that way. I would have never known who except his final sentence was a very specific way he orders his pizza cooked. He only came in once since then which was probably 5 years ago. He brought in a dude with him , prob to make me jealous. No way he thought I actually saw it.
But that’s the gayest way I’ve been gayed on. How bout you? Some dude in your office send you a singing telegram?