What’s your McDonald’s go-to order?

Double quarter pounder and a large Coke. I rarely get fries. Funny thing, I love their breakfast hash browns.

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Nothing you fat fuck.

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I get my kid a Happy Meal about once per week. He gets chicken nuggets, apple slices, and a white milk.

I usually get myself a vanilla cone when in the drive-thru.

McDonalds is gross. 

Burger King always was better.

multiculturaljoseph - 

Nothing you fat fuck.

Go eat some kale.

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I "like" McDonald's but I wouldn't eat it unless it was the only choice for miles. 

McGriddles are the devil!! 

MarcusAurelioFan -

McDonalds is gross. 

Burger King always was better.

It’s all gross.

That said, none can compete with a honey backwood and 5 McDoubles with cheese.

I only eat McDonald’s whenever I get so high I break my will to live.

samichlaus -
multiculturaljoseph - 

Nothing you fat fuck.

Go eat some kale.

Kale makes my poops smell like a decaying whale left to rot on the shore. 

Spinach + dead animal is ol’ faithful. 

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AnthonyWeiner - I get my kid a Happy Meal about once per week. He gets chicken nuggets, apple slices, and a white milk.

I usually get myself a vanilla cone when in the drive-thru.

My brother’s kids think the happy meal only has 5 nuggets.

reelfoot -
AnthonyWeiner - I get my kid a Happy Meal about once per week. He gets chicken nuggets, apple slices, and a white milk.

I usually get myself a vanilla cone when in the drive-thru.

My brother’s kids think the happy meal only has 5 nuggets.

Jesus. Parent level 3000. Thats game. Respect.

I like my bowel movements to be solid and controlled. McDonald's increases the likelihood of them being violent and sudden.  

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Floppy Divac - 

I like my bowel movements to be solid and controlled. McDonald's increases the likelihood of them being violent and sudden.  

That isn't the only reason your date nights are at an all you can eat buffet. 

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DaveFu - 
Floppy Divac - 

I like my bowel movements to be solid and controlled. McDonald's increases the likelihood of them being violent and sudden.  

That isn't the only reason your date nights are at an all you can eat buffet. 

Nothing spices things up like a fecal blizzard.

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filet fish and maybe fries

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double qp. no cheese. lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup. Fries. Chocolate shake. And a cone for while im waiting for the rest of my order to get done. 

Sometimes i'll get a couple double hamburgers and dollar menu chicken sandwiches instead. 

samichlaus -
DaveFu - 
Floppy Divac - 

I like my bowel movements to be solid and controlled. McDonald's increases the likelihood of them being violent and sudden.  

That isn't the only reason your date nights are at an all you can eat buffet. 

Nothing spices things up like a fecal blizzard.

Fecal blizzard? 

Thank you. 

From the bottom of my heart. 

I will grab breakfast maybe twice a month but nothing else

DaveFu -
Floppy Divac - 

I like my bowel movements to be solid and controlled. McDonald's increases the likelihood of them being violent and sudden.  

That isn't the only reason your date nights are at an all you can eat buffet. 

Lol! Date night for me is any sort of activity to be done just prior to sex. When I go to a buffet I'm not bringing a female that I aspire to fuck. I'm in no condition to bang after gorging. I would be farting after every pump and running the risk of fucking the shit out of at least one and possibly both of us.

Coffee

if its early i'll get two sausage biscuits, 2 hashbrowns and a large coke.

any time after that i get 2 mcchicken sandwiches, 1 six piece nuggets, large fries and a coke