What's a YAMMA?


It's the fighting surface.

It's revolutionary, I believe, in that it has a slope around the perimeter of the mat. The UFC will be using it very soon.

Here is a video on it.

I thought there was supposed to be a moat with sharks or bears?

Lame if not true.

It's the Yiddish term for the final nail put in a coffin.

In this case, for the UFC.

n. 1. (Zool.) The llama.

So I guess we have llama pitfighting.... nice

The Boston word for a domesticated South American ruminant mammal related to the camel, raised for its soft, fleecy wool and used as a beast of burden?

fuk i lost

Watch yourself Rogan....

"On the streets, it's against the law... in the pit, it is the law!"

it's Hebrew for "fat people with ankle injuries"

Each post contains a joke somehow less funny than the one before it.

I feel sorry for Rogan. He can't make a thread here without having to endure a string of painful humor attempts.

it's one of those little hats jewish people wear to mass

 i think i know what the mma part of the word means


Finley's on to something...YARMULKE FIGHTING IS THE FUTURE!

According to Bob Meyrowitz, YAMMA is Russian for a pit in the ground. Maybe he really meant that his fight card is the pits.

^ Police Academy Citizens on Patrol

 Answer: A shitty promotion that won't be around by the end of the year

 Short for Yo Mamma

YAMMA is so dumb she spit at the ground and missed, etc.


YAMMA is Russian for pit. ???!

^^^the "???!" was supposed to be Yamma spelled in Cyrillic.