What's the best hobo sign you've seen?

" I'll bet you a dollar you're reading my sign"

Got a good chuckle out of me Phone Post 3.0

"parents kidnapped. Need money to trane UFC"

I died gave him a buck. Phone Post 3.0

I've seen some good ones
But I've recently come to the realization that I need to lose everything in my life to take my beard to the next level Phone Post 3.0

My brother did a documentary on how people treat pan handlers, heres a few signs I can find.

 

he did it as a mine too

If anyone is interested check out his flick

x Eat Schmidt x - "parents kidnapped. Need money to trane UFC"

I died gave him a buck. Phone Post 3.0
Lol Phone Post 3.0

" the best nation in the world is the donation " Phone Post 3.0

"Too ugly for prostitution"
Lol told him yah you are and gave him some change and took a pic with him. Fuck wish I still had the pic. Was on my old phone. Phone Post 3.0

"Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" Phone Post 3.0

Saw a guy holding up a pretend sign, like homeless air guitar basically Phone Post 3.0

Guy sitting with cute dog: If you don't see the dog I had to eat him. Phone Post 3.0

Not a sign, but when I was in Vegas I collected a shit load of escort cards because they hand them out like candy. I said "look guys, collector items."
Homeless mad said "bet you don't have a griffey?" I gave hin $5 for this Phone Post 3.0

The be honest beer ones are played out cause they think they get more money for it Phone Post 3.0

Saw this guy last time I was in Denver.

 

Got a few pics.

 

 

 

 

 

Girly - Saw a guy holding up a pretend sign, like homeless air guitar basically Phone Post 3.0

My town has a guy who doesn't hold a sign (maybe that's officially illegal?) but instead does air-math for the fresh line of cars that forms every time the light turns red. He draws numbers in the air & then rubs his head like things just aren't adding up for some inexplicable reason. It's quite the spectacle.