Whats the most embarrassed you have ever been?

Aside from drunken nights finding out what i did the next day...

I was 18 at the time and was driving a shitty 240sx with a drivers side window that didnt roll down. A friend a i went to the bowling alley to pick up chicks but he was too shy so i would have to roll his window down and talk past him.

As im talking to this smoking hot girl, my car starts to roll forward because its a standard and i dont even notice. Next thing i know i smash into the car in front of me and an older lady gets out and starts yelling at me, but eventually says just leave. I look up and the girl is dying laughing at me so i jump in the car and take off.

Another time a had a chick in the car on the interstate and she started to get handsy with me. Should couldn't have been rubbing on my.junk for two minutes and i blow my load. I do my best to hide but now she starts to giving me road head. It wont get hard so she asks whats up.

I had to explain that i came in my pants didnt even last long enough to get felatio. That was an awkward ride home.


So OG, what is the most embarrassed you have ever been? Phone Post 3.0

For you, reading this thread.

When my mom caught me flogging the hog to a porn mag when I was about 16. Didn't think she was home. She didn't take it very well...and neither did I.

Dos Huevos Gigante - For you, reading this thread.
VU. Should have seen it coming. Phone Post 3.0

asskicker09 - When my mom caught me flogging the hog to a porn mag when I was about 16. Didn't think she was home. She didn't take it very well...and neither did I.


Walk us through that moment:



Were you fully naked, or just exposing your wee-wee?



Was there pornography involved?



Any lube involved or were you just freestyling?



Was there yelling, or at the very least a lecture?



Did she discuss it with others?



 

Slept over a friend's house.  I slept on the floor next to his bed.  I woke up in the morning with no covers on me, and I was laying on my back with a huge boner sticking out of the hole in my boxer shorts.  My friend was in his bed but awake, and the bedroom door was wide open, and connected to the kitchen, in which his parents were in.

SnapLocally - 
asskicker09 - When my mom caught me flogging the hog to a porn mag when I was about 16. Didn't think she was home. She didn't take it very well...and neither did I.


Walk us through that moment:



Were you fully naked, or just exposing your wee-wee?



Was there pornography involved?



Any lube involved or were you just freestyling?



Was there yelling, or at the very least a lecture?



Did she discuss it with others?



 


Not sure I want to relive it, but OK.

Probably fully naked. I'm pretty sure it was the first time she'd seen my post puberty penis.

As mentioned, there was pornography involved. Some sort of big tit nudie mag or something.

Lube was used. Vaseline. I had a raging boner and was fairly close to blowing my load.

There was no yelling. She just sort of shrieked in surprise, then disappeared into another room.

Did she discuss it with others? I don't know. Probably her therapist.

As I recall, I just put the mag under the mattress and didn't finish the fap (of course). I was in a mild state of shock, trying to figure out how much damage had occurred and what this might do to the dynamics of our relationship.

LOL @ Mookie Phone Post 3.0

The first thing that comes to mind is:
I used to live in a house with several roommates. We had a cat. We heard a cat fight right outside the house, so they sent me out to see if it was our cat. I ran out the front door, then down the side of the house. The cats were already gone. I knew my roommates were going to be pressed up against the window trying to see what was going on, so I wanted to try to startle them. So as I ran past the window, I yelled "MEOW!!! I'm a big kitty!"

Now this alone should have been embarrassing, but as I finish my lap around the house to go in the back door, I notice that the door to the detached garage is open. My landlord ran some small business out of there and the door was usually closed, but today it was propped open. I made direct eye contact with him and his 3 employees.

I'm still at a dead run, so I just finish the lap at top speed and go inside. I imagine that was an odd sight for them, but for some reason I still remember it as one of those moments that will haunt me.

Mookie 3:16 - 


Slept over a friend's house.  I slept on the floor next to his bed.  I woke up in the morning with no covers on me, and I was laying on my back with a huge boner sticking out of the hole in my boxer shorts.  My friend was in his bed but awake, and the bedroom door was wide open, and connected to the kitchen, in which his parents were in.


I had the same thing happen, but a bit worse. I woke up with a huge boner sticking through, but I was covered with a blanket that hadn't been in the room when I fell asleep, so there was no doubt that I was seen.

I got caught pulling my pud with ivory soap when i was 9. A 15 year old friend of the family taught me how to spank it at such a tender age.

In. Will post a story if i can think of a good one Phone Post

Mookie 3:16 -


Slept over a friend's house.  I slept on the floor next to his bed.  I woke up in the morning with no covers on me, and I was laying on my back with a huge boner sticking out of the hole in my boxer shorts.  My friend was in his bed but awake, and the bedroom door was wide open, and connected to the kitchen, in which his parents were in.

That's the funniest thing I've ever read ! Phone Post 3.0

Airballed a free throw in the 7th grade Phone Post 3.0

Standing in my shit covered pants trying to unlock the door as my roomate opens it and sees me.

Getting beat up in a cage in front pf my friends and family. Losing my title. Not for losing but dragging everyone out for a bad performance. Phone Post 3.0

When I was 11 I was at my grandmothers house on Christmas day with the whole family. We were in an old QLD'er style house (raised above the ground with garage etc below it) and the rest of the family was in the backyard talking n what not. I was upstairs watching a Disney movie with that Jessica Rabbit character, the one where she is portrayed by a real life chick. Anyway as I am watching the movie I got a boner and thought it'd be a good idea to start playing with my dick a lil bit. I got a bit carried away and ended up just plain taking it out and going to town in the living room. As I am jizzing my mum opens the sliding back door and comes inside(lel), to see me dick in hand going at it. I'm sitting there with jizz all over my chest and my shirt up with her looking at me going wtf. She turned around and walked downstairs and I whiped all the jizz off on the inside of my shirt.

I was at a ball game.  Double AA, I think, pro ball but nothing special.  Still a fun time.  I think I was 14 or 15 at the time.  For some reason, I was wearing a scarf under my hat.  Not really a do rag, but tied around my head like I'm a fucking baller....though I was wearing a ball cap over this.  

Now, I was in gifted programs all my life, but I always figured I was one of the cool guys of the nerds.  And that day, fuck, did I ever think I looked badass.  So my Dad was buying a beer for himself, and I had ice cream.  I was leaning up against the wall in a James Dean like pose, eating ice cream like I couldn't be bothered.  I was cool personified.  

So I look across the hallway, and I see two girls checking me out.  Unequivocally, they were interested, even to my stupid kid brain (and I promise you, I suck with girls, but I knew they were into me).  I give them a big smile, then all of a sudden my cone feels lighter.  I look down, and my ice cream has fallen off my cone and onto my foot.  I look down at it, and then look up at the girls.  They roll away laughing.  

Not for a second have I ever felt cool since that moment :(

LOL MOAR