I like to cook beans because they taste good and are cheap and healthy. My wife never cooks beans but last night I let her cook some lima beans. What could go wrong right?
Well today I woke up, had my morning coffee and then dished myself up a huge bowl of lima's with a bit of melted butter and salt and pepper.
Ten minutes after eating them my stomach hurt a bit.
Twenty minutes after eating them my stomach hurt a lot!
I then had the shits a few times!
Took in some water and that induced vomiting on and off for another 10 minutes.
After about an hour the pain went away.
You see, beans produce lectin which is mother natures insecticide. If you eat undercooked beans all the lectin will not have cooked out and they will make you sick!
I never knew that because I never fuck up and under-cook beans! I guess that is what I get for marrying a career minded white woman!
Sounds like a Mexican. They couldn't get the beans right the first time so they had to refry them. 
kyle223 - Sounds like a Mexican. They couldn't get the beans right the first time so they had to refry them.
Zing. And +1 for the slug pic
Maybe I'll ask my wife if I can get a kitchen minded mistress for "the good of the family".
BJ Penn Forever - Maybe I'll ask my wife if I can get a kitchen minded mistress for "the good of the family".It's for the kids man. Of course she'll agree.
BathSaltFaceFeeder -Thanks and VU to you for knowing about Atmosphere!kyle223 - Sounds like a Mexican. They couldn't get the beans right the first time so they had to refry them.
Zing. And +1 for the slug pic