First thing first!
Is OP a fag?
Now that that’s out of the way, where does the OG stand on these important issues:
You should always carry a pocket knife?
- Yes, I’m active and work with my hands!
- No, I just got done moisturizing my cock grabbers!
Watermelon flavored candy is the most bullshit of flavors:
- Yup, fuck that noise!
- Grape is the worst!
- Orange (man) bad!
- Some other (wrong) flavor
The best way to survive a fight against multiple attackers is:
- Pull your pants down and pee all over yourself
- Tell them you know Kravmaga/Aikido while dancing around
- Say, “look there’s an owl” and point behind them, remove ninja powder bomb from fanny pack and disappear into the night.