My friend got turned down for welfare because apparently losing a finger isn’t a real enough disability.
But bologna prices are rising and my friend wants to cheat the government into helping him pay for his delicious and fancy eating habits.
How my friend do this?
Tell “him” he can cut off the useless dick he never uses.
One cannot cheat the government.
One can only cheat the taxpayer.
Any leg breakers on OG? Friend thinks a nice permanent pimp limp may be the key to him entering bologna heaven
Pain.
Get diagnosed with fibromyalgia, also known as “middle age middle-upper class white woman’s disease”
My frend says for you SHUT UP JERK
Back Pain
fibromyalgia
He’s going to need a ton of pictures of him licking the windows while he rides with you on the short bus.
Big admirer of your og work ribjo.
This is easy - fake a lower back injury. Tons of people do it. In fact, my brother used to work for the AG - and they would stake out people who they suspected of cheating like that. Just don’t openly go play softball and mow your lawn.
Friend said he saw pic of you. And you a very ugly man who’s clearly lying about your knowledge of women.
Is this why you be mean to my frend?
I love you. Thanks. My friend gonna have so much bologna steak! And bologna tacos. And bologna chili.
The summer between junior and senior year in high school one of my buddies that had just graduated had committed to the Navy. Late summer he started to get cold feet… Being a bunch of fucked up kids we didn’t know what to do about it but one night at a party he got fucked up and decided we had to break his leg to get him out of it. So he propped his leg on a folding chair and another guy stomped on his knee. It was fucking gnarly. It worked though, got him out of the Navy lol.
That’s the preferred disease of pill seekers.
And yet all he had to do was just say he changed his mind
I know lol 
If I made a lot more money and had less of a pecker my friend could be a middle class white women!