Who got better mail today than I?

Surely not you

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I got the same junk mail and threw it in the recycling bin.

My buddy got the bag of dicks I sent him so he's well ahead of you. Phone Post 3.0

i only check mine on wednesday and friday.

I got an adidas bjj gi :) Phone Post 3.0

iqwrestler - I got an adidas bjj gi :) Phone Post 3.0
Well when your gi breaks into a rousing rendition of talk on indolence.... You let me know! Phone Post 3.0

I got nothing. Guess I win. Phone Post 3.0

Cheech and Chong themed Cannabox Phone Post 3.0

^ you're all gay.

Anyway, I got a couple credit card statements. Phone Post 3.0

I discovered and ant colony being created in my mailbox today. Half a can of raid later it was no more. Phone Post 3.0

Rumbleeee -

I got a high powered laser pointer that can light a match and burn through cardboard. 

Seriously.
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Rumbleeee -

I got a high powered laser pointer that can light a match and burn through cardboard. 

Way more interested in this Phone Post 3.0

Wtf is an Avett brother Phone Post 3.0

I got a burnt-out case by graham greene Phone Post 3.0

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beat me.

This just came in the mail for me

 

BJTT_MrAntichrist - Wtf is an Avett brother Phone Post 3.0
I don't know, but upon further inspection the first picture on google search shows an Asian in a cowboy hat. That's gotta be like seeing a unicorn. I feel I've won the Internet for the day. Phone Post 3.0

CavRyda -

This just came in the mail for me

 

Lucky bastard..

I love Giblert. Phone Post 3.0

Southpaw76 -
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This. Phone Post 3.0